A man was caught on a security camera licking a doorbell, I'm sure you've seen this story since it went viral yesterday, but I have some questions about this whole thing.
Authorities are saying that he is wanted in this situation. I get that due to the fact that he was trespassing. Understandable. They're also saying that he licked the doorbell for 3 hours, I repeat THREE HOURS! What in the actual what?!?!?
What kind of pleasure can anyone get from licking a doorbell? Furthermore, what kind of pleasure do you get doing something like that for 3 hours?
Didn't this guy have ANYTHING else to do for those 3 hours?
Isn't he worried about germs?
What could his thought process have possibly been before licking a doorbell, for 3 hours?
Is this some kind of weird fetish?
What that particular doorbell?
Has he done this before?
What does the doorbell taste like?